Conan.
There’s a chance you’re thinking “this can’t be real! These girls couldn’t possibly have all their hope and dreams centered around sitting next to me on a soundstage.” And the truth is- that IS all we want.
We’re counting on La Bamba as our recommendation.
We aren’t afraid to bring Jack White into this thing.
Or Barack*.
*We have no association with Barack Obama to date.
Dear Conan-
Maybe you’re sitting in your office thinking “I’ve got a fever.”
Well, consider us your cow bell.
We’re the Shirley to your Laverne.
We’re the Singled Out to your Mtv programming.
We’re the Juliet to your Gnomeo.
It’s true.
Don’t believe us? Ask La Bamba.
(Really. Ask him.)
Love,
Erin and MeLissa
Erin & MeLissa Show: Episode 58 – Kickboxing You Around Town from Erin & MeLissa Show on Vimeo.
We didn’t forget you guys.
We’ve just been busy kickboxing and learning other ways to fight bad guys in the dirty streets of New York*.
*We love New York. We don’t think it’s dirty. It just flowed better than Nashville.
Erin & MeLissa Show: Episode 57 – No Money for Vacations from Erin & MeLissa Show on Vimeo.
We’re poor. You’re probably poor.
Let’s still go on vacation.
Erin & MeLissa Show: Episode 56 – Be Afraid of Girls With Technology from Erin & MeLissa Show on Vimeo.
An old proverb says “be afraid of girls with vendettas and even limited access to the internet.”
It’s true.
Erin & MeLissa Show: Episode 55 – The Best Invention from Erin & MeLissa Show on Vimeo.
Read it and weep.
Actually, no reading involved.
The Erin & MeLissa Show are back and today’s episode might have you wondering if turning off the internet wasn’t such a bad idea.
Erin & MeLissa Show: Episode 54 – Where You At, Girl? from Erin & MeLissa Show on Vimeo.
It’s Tuesday. Tomorrow is Wednesday.
Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun.
And until that day arrives… here is a new Erin & MeLissa Show episode.
Erin & MeLissa Show: Episode 53 – We’re Back & We’re Black from Erin & MeLissa Show on Vimeo.
We’re back and we’re not playing around.
Where have we been? None of your business.
Just jokes. We’ll tell you.
Erin & MeLissa Show: Episode 52 – Boyfriends from Erin & MeLissa Show on Vimeo.
Ladies-
Apparently there is an outbreak of girls not realizing their significant other isn’t interested in them.
Gentlemen-
Apparently there is an outbreak of girls being under the false impression that you are their significant other.
Either way, this is a sad predicament to be in. Let us help you. Let us date you.
-erin and melissa
Erin & MeLissa Show: Episode 51 – Facebook Friends from Erin & MeLissa Show on Vimeo.
Folks-
We have felt the burning rebuke that stings like no other, the Facebook defriending.
Maybe it’s because we were gone for a while.
Maybe that episode about the hair clog was just too much for some people.
Either way, it hurts.
And now you know it.
Love, Erin & MeLissa